The film follows a petty rock band called the Winners, consisting of vocalist Joey Winner, bassist Jennifer, guitarist Tyler, drummer Sam, and French-Canadian roadie Hugo, along with their sleazy manager Jeff, as they tour across Canada and the USA after Jennifer is turned into a vampire by Queeny. Meanwhile, a vampire hunter who is afraid of the dark named Eddie Van Helsing quickly chases them down.

Malcolm McDowell

Eddie Van Helsing

Iggy Pop

Victor

Henry Rollins

Rockin' Roger

Alice Cooper

Bartender

Jessica Paré

Jennifer

Dave Foley

Jeff

Moby

Beef

Rob Stefaniuk

Joey

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